[one of the better things about living in the flophouse is that the tenants have no curfew. they can come and go as they please, mindful of the noise, of course, as others are prone to keep healthy sleeping schedules. no such thing for wanda, who disappears into the night most of the time for her own purposes of wandering about, and returns at any point past midnight.
with a jingle of her keys, she reaches the landing of the second floor and expects the usual: an empty hall, closed doors, and a quick retreat to her apartment.
except—]
...is there a reason you should be vandalizing the plants?
[by her accent, it's easy to tell she's not american, sounding more eastern european, her tone quickly spelling out her disbelief as she approaches this — guy, who is digging through... the pots?]
[ Most people might be embarrassed being caught doing something as weird and stupid as looking inside a random potted plant, but not Jerry. Though, when he looks up his eyes do indeed go comically wide — so much so his surprise seems to be an exaggeration as opposed to actually genuine. ]
Uhhhh. There are several reasons, actually! [ He steps back from the plant and wipes his hands free of dirt. When he speaks he does so with an insane amount of confidence considering the stupid shit coming out of his mouth. ] For one, there could be a key to a creepy torture and/or sex dungeon underneath the building.
[this bodes exactly 0% well for you, buddy. wanda stands where she is, staring at him for a whole minute — actually expecting something else to come out of his mouth, and yet she finds herself receiving absolutely nothing.
So, I feel like I'd be a bad friend if I didn't tell you this: The pink-haired guy who looks like a cow has hallucinogenic tea, and I'm pretty sure he's willing to share.
( He knows that's what it translates to, he just needs to make the point that it's totally absurd. For posterity. )
Don't freak anybody out while you're rolling. I'd like to make it at least three months before you do anything involving power tools or samurai swords. We're the designated representatives of our universe, we'd be total assholes if we made it look bad.
( Are they going to actually make it that full three months? Of course not. Shoot for the stars, though. )
no, no, casper van dien is great seriously, so helpful this is for something else
so you know how I'm crazy and I don't know what's real sometimes, and everything that happened this month was fucking insane? also... our lives in general?
[ Like the true bro that he is Jerry won't even embarrass him further by making a joke of it.
But he will bust through the door in an odd mixture of Kramer from Seinfeld and the Kool-aid man about five minutes later — luckily he wasn't too far away. He's wearing another plain white shirt with "Official Scrote Inspector" written on it. Did he make this immediately after their conversation about code words?
No, he actually made it way before then. It just happened to work out.]
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Date: 2021-10-13 02:07 am (UTC)with a jingle of her keys, she reaches the landing of the second floor and expects the usual: an empty hall, closed doors, and a quick retreat to her apartment.
except—]
...is there a reason you should be vandalizing the plants?
[by her accent, it's easy to tell she's not american, sounding more eastern european, her tone quickly spelling out her disbelief as she approaches this — guy, who is digging through... the pots?]
Or making a mess?
[all this dirt thrown about, dude.]
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Date: 2021-10-13 03:10 am (UTC)Uhhhh. There are several reasons, actually! [ He steps back from the plant and wipes his hands free of dirt. When he speaks he does so with an insane amount of confidence considering the stupid shit coming out of his mouth. ] For one, there could be a key to a creepy torture and/or sex dungeon underneath the building.
Also someone might be hiding weed in there.
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Date: 2021-10-13 04:45 am (UTC)You honestly think—
[it's so ridiculous, wanda doesn't know what to make of it. she motions at the plants, again, with an exasperated pointing.]
Have you done that to every plant in the building?
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Date: 2021-10-14 03:06 am (UTC)Nnnno...?
[ Yes. ]
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Date: 2021-10-14 03:19 am (UTC)what did she expect?
nevermind, focus.]
Are you new here? Are you supposed to be here?
[she's going to start walking up to him now.]
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Date: 2021-10-13 12:07 pm (UTC)The pink-haired guy who looks like a cow has hallucinogenic tea, and I'm pretty sure he's willing to share.
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Date: 2021-10-13 11:57 pm (UTC)[ He means, "thank you". ]
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Date: 2021-10-14 12:53 am (UTC)( He knows that's what it translates to, he just needs to make the point that it's totally absurd. For posterity. )
Don't freak anybody out while you're rolling. I'd like to make it at least three months before you do anything involving power tools or samurai swords. We're the designated representatives of our universe, we'd be total assholes if we made it look bad.
( Are they going to actually make it that full three months? Of course not. Shoot for the stars, though. )
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Date: 2021-10-14 03:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2021-10-29 11:00 pm (UTC)somebody gave me an idea I wanted to run by you, about a new code word
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Date: 2021-10-29 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-10-29 11:19 pm (UTC)seriously, so helpful
this is for something else
so you know how I'm crazy and I don't know what's real sometimes, and everything that happened this month was fucking insane? also... our lives in general?
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Date: 2021-10-29 11:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2021-12-07 05:09 pm (UTC)I need you to come read something and tell me whether or not the scrotum is unremarkable
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Date: 2021-12-07 05:27 pm (UTC)tell me where you are and i will come inspect this potentially unremarkable scrote
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Date: 2021-12-07 05:37 pm (UTC)Your room
Our room
The bedroom
( He's on unfiltered socially awkward panic levels and is therefor more stupid than usual. Clearly. )
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Date: 2021-12-21 04:19 am (UTC)But he will bust through the door in an odd mixture of Kramer from Seinfeld and the Kool-aid man about five minutes later — luckily he wasn't too far away. He's wearing another plain white shirt with "Official Scrote Inspector" written on it. Did he make this immediately after their conversation about code words?
No, he actually made it way before then. It just happened to work out.]
Yo! Where's the scrote?!
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Date: 2021-12-21 08:03 pm (UTC)@jermiacumberbatch
Date: 2021-12-21 08:10 pm (UTC)if it pissed you off then no that was not me must have been the wind
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Date: 2021-12-21 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-12-21 08:43 pm (UTC)im totes cool
just got some mega awesome BLEACH news is all
B L E A C H
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Date: 2022-02-01 02:54 pm (UTC)( Guess who just got an update )
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Date: 2022-02-01 04:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-01 04:32 pm (UTC)Everything that happened with Rosa and Brother Riley and the whole soft reboot of the world thing
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Date: 2022-02-06 09:50 pm (UTC)holy shit dude
i thought you were just behind in the timeline not amnesia'd
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