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[murderology]

why do you ask that like it would be a BAD thing?

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How did you even find one? You've been here like a day and a half

[murderology]

now here's the genius part where you're gonna be all, "damn jerry, you handsome badass!" you ready for it?







i made one

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How??

[murderology]

easy! all you need is some sheet metal, a mop handle, and a whole lot of duct tape

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Oh sweet lord

Well, I have to give you credit for ingenuity.

[murderology]

damn right you do

i named him johnson

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oh no

( he knows
he knows
he knows of all the future jokes about swinging his johnson that are yet to come
he can feel it in his bones )

Well, can we at least agree to come to a consensus before you use it on anybody? I get the feeling Massachusetts is a little less lenient about decapitation than back home.

[murderology]

right? what's up with that? anyway, sure. just casper van dien me when we're in a pickle and i'll take that as my cue to pull out my johnson

[ Yes he has indeed already started. Aren't you glad to have him back, Jack? ]

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( Yep, there it is, they made it exactly 1 text. This entire thing is just so, so Jerry it's actually a little compromising. )

I'm really glad you're here.

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you didn't think you could multidimensional hop without me tagging along, did you? oh by the way, I'm hiding the sword in your mattress so if you feel something a little metal-y don't panic

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I guess that's fine, I'm probably not gonna use it anyway.

It is weird, though, isn't it? That any time anything like this happens, it's me and you? It's never like... Me and Travis. You and Amy. Us by ourselves.

Not that I'm complaining, it's just

Weird

[murderology]

that's what happens when you're part of a dynamic duo broheim

[ That is definitely a valid point that's pretty weird, but it's just something else to pile on top of Mt. WTFmore and treat like it's just another thing. ]

consider yourself lucky. i mean, aside from literally every other aspect of your life being The Bad Luck Shitshow

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It could definitely be worse. At least this particular shitshow doesn't come with a daily round of clone murder.

Yet.

[murderology]

or beaux

[ That's it. Just Beaux. ]

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Why
Why would you put that into the universe
If you jinxed it and he shows up I'm re-decapitating you

[murderology]

hey i was agreeing that things could be worse!

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Hey, whatever happened to him anyway?

( Mr. guy apparently from the future who knows all — Jack is still a little skeptical, but he's not really willing to pick it apart and wind up disappointed. He'd rather be ignorant and happy. )

[murderology]

DUDE I ALMOST FORGOT

mostly because of how completely unimportant he is

but last time we saw beaux he was a goat. or a half goat. or a goat with a beaux face. the little guy still tried to do the whole evil god routine. then i chucked him into a ditch and we drove away

[stations]

That
somehow isn't as surprising as you'd think it would be

[murderology]

right? pretty funny though. if he does show up as a geauxt at least it'll be hilarious

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geauxt might legitimately be the funniest thing I've ever heard

( look he's a simple man, he appreciates a good pun )

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[ This is why they're bros, bro. ]

i was proud of that one myself

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Deserved.

( And he'll leave it at that for the night. Enjoy your drugs, buddy. )